This is your always sexy ninjacowboy reporting, once again. About this fire in the sky!
What is this? Here in erinn, the most advanced item we have around is when we put ferghus in the blacksmith shop. man, that was a lot of programming a destructor bot.
So it really comes as a surprise when, low and behold. THERES A FIRE. IN THE SKY.
WHAT IS THIS?
Here we have first hand, the damage:
THE DAMAGE WAS, A LOT.
I tracked down where the fires were starting from. it seems that vendors are on their own sort of revolution, as they are SELLING STICKS OF SKYFIRE.
They call it "FIREWORKS" as in, YOU WORK THE SKY ON FIRE? I really don't know. however. as a member of the "I don't know what your talking about" Guild, I cannot take place in such thi-
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ANYWAYS. MOVING ON;
Nincowtom: " it almost looks, pretty to me nincow"
Nincow: "your wife looks pretty to you nincow tom, no doubt this ACT OF DESTRUCTION IS PRETTY COMPARED TO OTHER THINGS"
Nincowtom: "But I married your ex gir-"
Nincow: "MOVING ON."
Nincow:
It seems that the gods, those sexy winged half nak- I mean, the gods thought it would be funny to see exactly how high up in the sky your fire can go.
It, to me. seems inhuman to do such a thi-
Nincowtom: ".... YOU WERE SAYING?"
Nincow: "..... ALRIGHT, IT WAS FUN. GO MINIONS, LIGHT THE SKY ON FIRE :D~"
Nincowtom: "....*leaves to go do so*"
Nincow: "This is nincow signing off~ have a wonderful fourth of July kids. and please, make the sky pretty tonight!"