Worst Vacation Ever.
Urgh... things are not going as well as I had hoped.
All I wanted to do was stay at home, but nooooo... We HAD to go to Jeju island.
Ever since I said "fine I won't complain", millions of complanable things have been happening to me.
First off, I'm not a shorts person. I ALWAYS wear jeans... ALWAYS (albeit during yard work on hot days, and <I>maybe</I> when I go swimming. I'm also a socks person, I always wear socks 24/7 cept maybe when I'm sleeping. But generally you'll see me with socks.
So my mom tells me "zomg hot summer korean dayz" so after a long argument I finally agree to wear jeans and no socks (slippers, urgh). Guess what temperature it is. Guess what freaking temperature it is here. If it was any colder my eyelids would freeze in the middle of blinking.
I put my mp3 player (if you have ever seen it before, you'd know how godly it is) in my pocket, and I got on the dam taxi.
When we got off, I realized that the mp3 player slipped out of my pocket. A miserable misfortune that would NOT have happened if I had worn jeans (longer pockets and tighter too). The mp3 had all the files I was going to pull out on to the computer for this summer, and a camera function which I would've been spamming during break.
We ate at a dirty little tiny personal restuarant, and watched the owner's little kitty (small enough to fit in my hands) strangle himself on the little rope he was tied to.
I caught a flu.
Dad said "lets get on a plane" but mom said "noooo lets go ride a cruise" so we got on a dirty assed ship that goes slower than I can run. It was like... 7 mphs. 14 hours of a rocky dirty ship where I ended up sleeping in.
When I got off today I was just woozy the whole time. Dizzy, sick, and disoriented, and I feel it now as I type this.
We ate a crappy breakfast, and went to my mom's aunt's house. Which smelled of the worst possible scent imaginable, since she was raising dogs in a small little cage where all their poop drops down in a pile no one cleans, to be sold off to most likely get eaten by stereotypes that make our kind look bad to white people.
We ate a crappy lunch, at a place swarmed with bugs.
We looked around the island. Did I mention it was raining the last 3 days, and will continue to rain? The concrete flooring (which is EVERYWHERE) was a dumbassed idea. It cracks, fills with dirt, and then the rain makes it all muddy.
So after visiting the teddy bear museum (the only non-complanable part about my day) we came to an actually semi decent motel where I have quick internet access on a run down computer.
To think I'll have to continue my series of misery for the next few days is unthinkable, yet impending.
I hate the sea. I hate this island.
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