[Pikablu]

This is a broadcast brought live from the Ciar Dungeon.Reports by many goblins in the area are claiming their children who were playing with their toy bows and a golem's son named "Dowdy" were all slaughtered by a local pikachu.These are the pictures our rat at large got before being slaughtered:


Above is the sad,sad,image of the Pikachu using a violent weapon,slaughtering children at play.


This is the Stunning image of the Dowdy's last moments...spent doing his life long dream.....*sniff*.....flying in the air....EXCEPT HE WAS DEAD AT THAT TIME =(

The victim's parents have only this to say:

Goblin Father:Wait a minute what the **** is a pikachu?

Goblin Mother:*Crying*....we......we just bought clothes for them to hide their.......places *Cries*

Golem:WTF I HAD A SON?

other reports state humans also have been appearing with the pikachu,killing more than 1,000 goblins a day,and over 100s of golems as well.This pikachu in particular has not made any attempts to use its signature attacks on the victims it finds and just shoots them with a bow,before our camera rat fell to the pikachu's blade it got one not up close picture of it,which we covered with a sticker.



Any reports leading to this attacker must be sent to the following number:

1-800-Evl-Pika

Claims made by witnesses say he is going to a basic Ciar Dungeon next.ALL RATMEN,SNAKES,AND SPIDEYS BEWARE (u too golem and skeletons)

This has been reporter Brown Dire Wolf from th-ZOMG THARE HE I-*Pikachu kills it*

P.S.This Pikachu is Convicted of Man Slaughter and Cookie Theft

[furix]

Hahaha, that was pretty funny. XD

[Pikablu]

lol thx,i was bored and fiddled with the screenshot a bit and thought of a funny idea for it xD

[Abyss]

Lol, I like the golem jokes

[Pikablu]

Originally Posted by Abyss

Lol, I like the golem jokes

lulz,i personally thought the best pic out of all of them was the Goblins (although the jokes for those were corny) =/ *Eats stolen Cookies*

[happynoobing]

justice must be served! let's rally the remaining humans and capture pikachu as an act of friendship to the goblins, for their continuing support to provide us with live target practice and money.

[kitaek27]

Hilarious.

[Youn]

What if I do call 1-800-EVL-PIKA. O.o

[Wapaa]

Can I make my own version of this except maybe you know, calling me a george lopez fan instead of a pikachu and the reporter could be something else?

[Pikablu]

u can but i might make 1 too...
meh i can always change the concept xD