[Ninjacowboy]

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Leet. 1337. Pro. Hax. Uber. Skillz.
These are all words to describe something, but what is it. exactly, that we are describing with these words? Is it a persons toughness? Is it the tactics they hold for them selfs? Is the the way they use their items? Or is it even what items they have? When does one disregard the relm of being a "Noob" player and when do they join the ranks of the elite? Some self proclaim this title. Others have had it handed to them by peers.
Today, as a channel 1 news reporter. I, Ninjacowboy, Dive into this world of the war between the elite, and the noobs.
I am never one for a slaughter, myself not being an exact one of the elite. but nor am I on the level of a noob. a paradox of myth really. I sometimes sit in the arena and watch battles take place. I learn, I watch, I laugh. And I'll sure as hell fire a magnum in the back of your spine if you hit me. I am, however, Never one to land the first blow.

What transpired this day will be remembered for a while to come. and something I, Ninjacowboy, Shall show and tell you all.
How this all started is somewhat of a mystery. Maybe it was a "Noob" calling another player a "leet hacker". I really don't know.
What I do, is that it started a war. Not just any war. but a war between the "Noobs" and the "1337"
It was a full out assault. There was slaughter, everywhere.


We now go liveish to our live action delayed camera, and our camera man.
"Hows it going down there -insertsomethingcooltocallmyself-"
"It's *BOOM* pretty much like a wa-*wack*r zone down here nin-tom" <-- GET IT? TOM, PRETTY STANDARD ANCHOR MAN NAME, BUT THE NIN!


"Woah! anywho!, this all started out normal enough, I was walking and I saw this weird group of people standing around"

"I wasn't too sure what they were up to, so I thought I would keep my eye on them"


"They went inside the arena, so I thought I'd keep my eye on them still."

"Nice fokes right?"
"WRONG, THEY ARE BLOOD SUCKING NOOBS WITH STICKS, I DON'T QUITE GET IT NIN-TOM, BUT THESE STICKS HURT."
"They hurt?"
"Yes! Not even women, children or pets are safe!"

"Thats..... bloody!"
"Oh! it gets better nin-tom!"
"They just don't die! no matter how many you take out. more keep coming!"

"Ninja, that's just HORRID!"
"I know nin-tom, I know. why even they go as far as to use bioweapons now!"


"But ninja, that looks just like a normal everyday pally, nothing wrong wit-"
"OH NIN-TOM, THERES EVERYTHING WRONG WITH IT. BECAUSE LOOKED WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!"

"Wait, they turned him into a pally ticking time bomb?"

"Pretty much! all I saw was this flash and then this! I was lucky to have survived!"
"Who are they fighting anyways ninja?"

"I really don't know whom they are, they refused to show up on cam due to them getting their asses handed to them on noob platters, but I did manage to sneek this picture of slaughter out"


"My god! that's.... like a ZERG RUSH!!"
"I know nin-tom! wha-"

*static*
*more static*
"Ninja, are you okay? are you alive"

"... I see a light!"


"Oh! Yeah! I'm here, haha! take more than that to kill me!"
"thank god! If you had died that would mean a bunch of paperwork, la de la, hazard pay to your families, blah blah blah..."

"Wait, nin-tom. you mean I get hazard pay for this right? I mean, I almost just died!"
"Ninja, your alive"
"Right, and?"
"So, no hazard pay, what happened next"
"........."
"well?"


"I'm sending you the medical bill. that's what"
"Ninja, you can't do that!"
"Too late! ONTO THE NEWS!"

"They had a pretty good defense set up. it seemed like the normal everyday 'WHERE THE HELL DO I GO, WHO DO I SHOOT?' defense, and it worked pretty well"


"Ninja, just how many were there?"


"alot?"

".... but if they kept being killed, how is there so many?"

"Recuiting! :D!"


"Soon tho nin-tom, the war seemed to slow down"


"and then, there was no one left to kill"


"So they left, happy for having won. the noobs. they had pretty much slaughtered the others~"
"we bring you the noob team!"


"and then they take off their noobish ways, and return!"



"this is ninja, reporting liveish from Channel one~"



Full screenshots (warning, theres a lot MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service)


and best one ever.
dodgeball bombs!

[flamepenguin]

nice little story, it's entertaining

[Euna]

This happened today O___O?

[Kaxiyu]

AHH!! If I hadn't been stupid looking for a Ciar Basic Pass, I coulda been there XD

[TofuCakee]

Well Ninja, looked like you had a really good time in there today.

[D3mi]

Really nice dude

[Pikablu]

If i wasnt at ciar...*imagines slaughter with my bow*

Pika's favorite motto ish "DETH 2 ALL TEH NUBBIES x3"

[adamei]

Hehe cute battle looks like they are color-coordinated in teams as well..

I see the colored leather bandanas and Popo's Shirts..

And nice reporting of this event Ninja.

[Nickel]

O.O
They all had popo ,<3

[Ninjacowboy]

Yeah, They all got cheap hats, and popo's from malcom, and most of them either pulled out their eilry or used wooden sticks, as seen in the screenshot. (For some reason, I spelt that screen****...)

I was rather amused the entire time. As I said, I was hanging out in arena, as I often do when im too lazy to do dun runs. and being mad about the amount of archers using SoG. Seriously. they all have rank F ranged mastery. >:| they can even spam magnum. which I get mad about. anywho! all of the sudden air goes on a rampage, gets two big stars. 5 mins later all this happened.

it was fun.