[S8on]

Many people enjoy the awesome you get when you see your opponent fall to the ground, but this is not always winning. In this guide you will learn to PVP like a pro and be able to win every time no matter how many deaths you have.

First thing to do is learn how to win at life in general. If you have trouble doing this Google, How To Win at Life and read as many decent guides as you can. One thing I learned from these guides is to scream in the mirror, carry balaclavas and shotguns. This will help even if you are interacting with a magic box of pixels.


Second thing is, always use a giant when PVPing. Giants are naturally better and most elves are homosexual while giants are naturally heterosexual. Also, it helps to use a mule Giant, especailly if they don't even have all their skills yet. This way you can brag how your windmill is rank 1. Another good thing for a giant is get all magic skills since giants are obviously the best mages around. Remember PVP is not just about seeing your opponent fall and not dying. It is about winning the battle for heterosexuality. When pvping constantly scream, FOR HETEROSEXUALITY. Second of all, never wear clothes. Boots, gloves hat are okay, but no clothes. Spartans never wore clothes so you don't have to either.


recommended skills

Now your weapon is always a good thing to wonder about. Always use your best weapon, your Eiry aka Spirit Weapon. It is the number one weapon. Brag about how your spirit weapon is awesome if yo use it. If you want you can use javelins as they are own, but that wastes money so you are better off using the spirit weapon. Another thing you can do is use a dagger and brag how big your 2h is is.

Now you are dressed for success, time for the actual win. First thing you must do is find a popular PVP channel like channel 7 Mari. Your mindset is every opponent is a schmuck and you will win. Attack everybody with PVP on. Kill each person once, this will draw a huge crowd in. Don't be afraid to have your friends backup. This isn't a noob thing, it is pro because you are smart enough to do so while they are too stupid and try to take you all one themselves. If they outnumber you, it is okay. Just remember to scream, "FOR HETEROSEXUALITY."

There is a point system when Pvping too

Transformation (higher the better)- most points
People with awesome names that totally aren't lame
People who take you seriously- high point
Fagots who use mod and hack for the instant range- high point
People who are angry emos and call you noob while you are fighting for heterosexuality- mid point
Random people who are enjoying it as much as you are- low point

The random people are usually the best, but you want to get more points so don't go for them. Transformations are fun, because it gives you a false sense of success which makes you happy. The worst problem is ice spearers who glitch you. They are fagots and just wave your Eiry at them and scream a bit. Another problem are those hack/modders with instant shot range/instant get up. Those people are also schmucks. Just camp them with normal attack or let them waste their money/durability/arrows or get a human with a bow with more range.

If you follow this guide you will surly win. Remember you are fighting for heterosexuality and you are a spartan. You are invincible while others are schmucks. If all fails take that balaclava and shotgun, blast off your computer screen and rob the local bank, but this is very low percent, because if you follow my guide you cannot lose.

Screenshots:



He is not ready



Now he is with either a 2H, Javelins or his Ego/Spirit Weapon

[EndlessDreams]

You forgot the winning part of the strategy.

Camp all your enemies until they all quit.

It sounds like someone camped you, and you got mad. So, you just wrote this guide.

[S8on]

Yes that is a good strategy, but this is for the less friend support. Another thing to add is every time you get killed, call them a hacker for aimbotting or chamming.

[gargamaru]

Originally Posted by S8on

Yes that is a good strategy, but this is for the less friend support. Another thing to add is every time you get killed, call them a hacker for aimbotting or chamming.

lol, what is this, Combat Arms?

[Blassreiter]

I love how accurate this guide is.

But really, the best thing to do in Giant/Elf PvP is to know what will happen and that is that it is never "fair". Do Giant/Elf PvP if you totally have nothing to do since the PvP itself is nothing. If you don't want to get yourself camped, then do not turn on PvP. Unless of course you can camp them yourself.

[S8on]

It isn't fair if you follow this guide but you will win if you follow it.

[deathslasher]

Excellent guide, great joke realy.


Ill make sure to pvp on my giant alt and yell FOR HETEROSEXUALITY! just for some kicks.

[S8on]

They are the gay ones if this happens. Just remember to get more friends to come and scream FOR HETEROSEXUALITY. Or if that doesn't work call them schmucks. Don't attempt solo unless you use both your spirt eiry and javelins. And btw this is totally not a joke I'm really serious rawr

And if they especially have kitty lips, they are EXTREMELY gay

[deathslasher]

Would nao bombs be considered win?

And should i run in on my giant with the shirt off screaming FOR SPARTA with javalins?

Actualy, that sounds pretty fun right about now.

I like the notsarcastic tag too.

[Moppy]

Originally Posted by gargamaru

lol, what is this, Combat Arms?

I loled.